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Freight & cargo
Crates. Machinery. Food. Those other crates you’ve been very specific about us not opening.
MAL: DON’T OPEN THEM. JAYNE: ALREADY DID.⚠ UNDER CONSTRUCTION Since 2517. New site coming soon! This IS the new site. — Mal
WELCOME TO OUR OFFICIAL CORTEX HOMEPAGE!!!
Your cargo.
Our ship.
No fuss.some fuss.
A little farther from the Core. A little lighter on paperwork. We get your goods where they’re going, and we mostly mind our own business.
LET’S TALK BUSINESS ↗Payment up front. Optimism included at no extra charge.
KAYLEE: Captain, the nicer template’s only twelve credits.
MAL: Does this one move cargo?
KAYLEE: Neither one moves cargo. It’s a website.
MAL: Then we’ve already overspent.
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03-K64MIDBULK TRANSPORTSTILL
FLYIN’
SERENITY Firefly class. All heart.● MOSTLY OPERATIONAL
She’s got plenty of life in her.
Don’t kick that panel.
♡ Kaylee
Don’t kick that panel.
♡ Kaylee
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FILE NOT FOUND. GOOD. — M.
FILE NOT FOUND. GOOD. — M.
FREE CORTEX WEBSPACE
Remove this banner: 5 credits/monthABSOLUTELY NOT. — MAL
Remove this banner: 5 credits/monthABSOLUTELY NOT. — MAL
★ WEBSITE OF THE WEEK ★Voted by Kaylee. This week.
01 / HONEST WORK. MOSTLY.
If it fits, it ships.
We’re a small operation.
Jayne: put “armed” here.
Zoë: We’re not putting “armed” here.
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Livestock transport
Yes, we’ve hauled cattle. Yes, they got there. No, the smell is not included in the return trip.
WASH: I CAN STILL SMELL THEM.♙03
Passenger passage
A bunk, a meal, a fresh start. Please declare all luggage, medical conditions, and unusually gifted siblings.
SIMON: THAT LAST BIT FEELS PERSONAL.We reserve the right to refuse any job involving Reavers, surprise marriages, or payment in “exposure.”
02 / FIND YOUR THINGS
It’s in the ’Verse
somewhere.
Our tracking system is powered by a very expensive antenna and Wash looking out the window.
Kaylee fixed the button. You’re welcome. ↘Fixed it! Error won’t go away though. — Kaylee ♡
CARGO LOCATOR v0.9_FINAL_2 ● LIVE-ISH
Try a manifest: / /
> Awaiting cargo ID.
> Please don’t refresh. It gets nervous.
> Please don’t refresh. It gets nervous.
03 / ABOUT US (INARA REWROTE THIS PART)
Small crew. Big personalities.
One working website.
a professional photo.
Jayne: there weren’t food. Simon: wasn’t. Jayne: THAT EITHER.
Malcolm Reynolds
Will negotiate anything except who’s captain. Please stop asking about the business plan.
malcolm@serenityshipping.coZoë Washburne
Keeps the schedule, the captain, and occasionally the rest of us alive.
zoe@serenityshipping.coKaylee Frye
Can fix anything with enough time and parts. Strawberries improve the service level.
kaylee@serenityshipping.coShow the rest of the payroll + 6 VERY DIFFERENT HR PROBLEMS
Hoban “Wash” Washburne
Pilot. Route planning subject to dinosaur-related interruptions.
hoban@serenityshipping.coJayne Cobb
Security. Complaints are handled by Vera. We are revising this policy.
jayne@serenityshipping.coInara Serra
Independent shuttle tenant. Not customer support. Has asked us to make that bold.
inara@serenityshipping.coDr. Simon Tam
Medical. Overqualified for this ship and increasingly aware of it.
simon@serenityshipping.coRiver Tam
Forecasting. Already knows what’s in your parcel. We didn’t ask her to.
river@serenityshipping.coShepherd Book
Spiritual guidance. A surprisingly detailed understanding of security procedures.
shepherd@serenityshipping.co04 / PINNED TO THE BULKHEAD
Things you ought to know.
Do you deliver to the Core?
On occasion. Simon calls it civilization. Mal calls it a place with too many forms. Select Ariel on the booking form if you enjoy a tense conversation.
Is my shipment insured?
Jayne says he’s armed. Simon says that is not the same thing. For this demo, there is no actual shipping or insurance.
Can you guarantee an arrival date?
We can guarantee there will be a date when we arrive. Zoë has asked us to stop putting that in contracts.
Why is the website like this?
Kaylee built it from a salvaged Cortex terminal. Mal approved a budget of zero. Jayne deleted the stylesheet once because he thought “padding” was a charge.
05 / KEEP US FLYING
Got a job?
We’ve got a ship.
No glossy sales deck. No account executives.
Just tell us what needs moving.
THE PHONE ACTUALLY WORKS.855-655-8823malcolm@serenityshipping.co
Kaylee: Real number. Real inboxes.
Mal: Then stop calling it to check.
QUOTE FORM & CHAT: LOCAL DEMOS
The form and chat send nothing. Phone and email links open your calling or email app and use real contact details.
The form and chat send nothing. Phone and email links open your calling or email app and use real contact details.